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As some of you know, Bernadette left a prestigious job as a New York City Dogwalker (that’s right, she was a professional shitpickerupper) for the glamour of Stand-Up Comedy…

Check back for her Fabulous new line of DoggieLove merchandise: T-shirts for the DogLover/Peoplehater* as well as other BernadettePauley.com items.
*Bernadette realizes it is wrong to hate people. She is trying not to, but sometimes it’s not easy. She hopes to evolve spiritually and is currently watching Oprah on a daily basis to speed up the process. In the meantime she thought she could help other people fighting this same battle with a funny little line of T-shirts.